Yes, the 40th episode of Gareth Jones On Speed is available for downloadabiling now. As ever I should have mentioned this earlier but last week was what an especially frantic bee might describe as ‘fucking busy’ and I forgot. Anyway, this show features instant reaction to the bizarre conclusion of the F1 championship and, for those of you who enjoy Gareth Jones and Zog talking but wish Sniff Petrol would sodding well shut up, you’ll be delighted to know I make only one brief appearance from the other end of the telephone and then go away again. Huzzah!
Listen up you lovely people, the 39th Gareth Jones On Speed Podcast (including some slightly drunken shouting from Sniff Petrol) is ready and waiting for your aural attention. Actually, it’s been up for a few days now but I sort of forgot to plug it.
Anyway, what a show it is featuring an array of slightly odd delights including:
- The excellent idea of F1 races being conducted upsidedown
- The completely bollocks idea of motorsport and football coming together
- Dead Ringers star Phil Cornwell making reference to Bobby Charlton in a dress
- And top made-up synth act Pit Stop Boys presenting a song about accidentally fancying a girl who looks like Alain Prost.
Gareth Jones On Speed 39 – it may be even more strange than it sounds
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FRY'D LOGIC AGAIN
Sniff, Wednesday, October 17th, 2007 at 11:09 am
Posted in Motorsport
Following his recent proclamation that 2007 was Jenson Button’s best year yet, Honda’s Nick Fry has this week gone even more mental with an announcement that murder victims get the better end of the deal.
“Ironically, for me, the victim is the real winner” an inanely grinning Fry said yesterday. “It’s a no brainer, really. Their cost of living goes way down and their dreams of living a long life are ‘recalibrated’.”
“As an added bonus, their carbon footprint drops to zero – forever!”, the inexplicably-still-employed buffoon continued. “That’s got to be a good thing,” he added, crossing out the name on his office door and replacing it with a picture of the earth, like a complete div.
Fry claims that the murderers, if caught, are the real losers: “Put it this way: getting banged up in Pentonville on a ten-stretch isn’t anyone’s idea of fun, is it? Okay you might get a good bum raping, just like our drivers this season. But ironically, for me, the chance of rehabilitation and a long, healthy, happy life after prison seems like the worst end of the murderer/murdered deal.”
Fry’s latest reason-defying statements are not the first time the Honda CEO has emerged jabbering from some sort of tear in the fabric of conventional logic. Previous leaps into a world that makes no fucking sense have included, “This Japanese bloke seems good at techie stuff. Willis, get your coat, you’re fired,” and of course the legendary, “Hi, is that Super Aguri? I want you to take our race winning 2006 car, it’s actually completely shit and we’ve got something much better for 2007…”
(Thanks to Banger)
