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Crisp crystalline snow swaddles the somnambulant scene like a talcum powder duvet, smothering and smoothing all detail into one icy entropy. All is calm, all is white, yet amidst this monochrome magnificence two yellow pools make their presence felt, like flickering floods of mid-air dog piss. But these are not the ammonium outpourings of an [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.sniffpetrol.com/2009/12/21/troy-tests-7/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>TROY TESTS&#8230;</title><link>http://www.sniffpetrol.com/2009/11/16/troy-tests-6/</link> <comments>http://www.sniffpetrol.com/2009/11/16/troy-tests-6/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 02:04:10 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Troy Queef</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Troy Queef]]></category><guid
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